My Wish

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New plan.

I am going to drop out of school and become a professional curler.  Look out Suzanne Gaudet, Jennifer Jones, and Kelly Scott.  Here comes Team Jessmo.

Cosmetic surgery, meh!

Frownies

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New word, new product… 

From Frownies.com: 

Frownies are facial pads made from natural, skin-friendly materials. Frownies are applied to the forehead and corners of the eyes and mouth to gently re-educate the underlying muscles to assume their correct, relaxed and natural appearance. Frownies, in fact, allow the deep expression lines to heal leaving younger, relaxed-looking skin.These amazing results were achieved after using Frownies every night for only 3 weeks. More results can be expected with continued use and may vary from one person to the next.

I wish my imagination was this vivid.

I can’t keep up.  Anti-aging dictionary, anyone?

Just for fun…

Look folks, I must not be the only pink lover in existence.  The colour pink is being commodified.  Yahoo!  I gotta get myself one of these, you know, to go with my Pink Cadillac.